Keysexual

Someone who is sexual attracted to keys or key holding objects. Often associated with lock fiddling fetishes.

Keysexual The girl flicked her bean at the sight of the keys at work.

by TROLLashDOE October 3, 2018

Keyser West Virginia

Keyser is a small town in West Virginia. Like any other town there are some negative traits however most of the community are very kind supportive people. Keyser is located in the panhandle of West Virginia and like most small towns everyone knows everyone. They have recently been devastated by the drug epidemic that plagued the United States and Keyser is fighting back. They are having open seminars and discussions providing support groups and the city police are cracking down on the no drug policy. Keyser youth are being taught right from wrong and being molded into a productive part of the community. Keyser is fighting the war on drugs. Keyser is standing up against the previous definitions mentioned for this search. We are united. We are strong. We are proud. We fight back.

Have you ever been to Keyser West Virginia?
Yeah. The people from Keyser West Virginia aren’t taking anymore shit. They are standing proud together and helping one another.

by West Virginia proud November 28, 2018

Keyster Bunny

A prisoner who excels in smuggling contraband in his but who's arrival is highly anticipated.

Man, this prision sucks! I wish the keyster bunny would come through with an ass load of drugs n stuff.

by Plate Lunch December 12, 2018

Keyser

He is an amazing guy that gives you the giggles when he smiles at you. He is the type of guy any girl would want to have and love with all there heart! No other guy is like him!

Girl 1: Omg it’s keyser

Boy 1: he is so cool
Girl 2: he is so handsome!!

by Little cute doggo March 31, 2019

Kieyssery

To deter. To persuade from undesirable results. To throw da book with facts. To clean up a "situation", that otherwise would go wrong.

I really wanted to trash that ni**a...well what happened?
I don't know my son used some kieyssery on me, n I changed my mind.

by ###A November 9, 2019

Keyser

An extremely compassionate but depressed af person with strange secrets. Very loyal.

Hey Keyser, You Want To Hang Out?
Nah, I'm too depressed

by Fatty Daddy Apple March 2, 2020

khysser

Khysser is a very talented person always cares about your feeling have the best times of your life with a khysser there love life is difficult because the people they dont like love them but there crushes find them anoying khysser's are one of the best people to be friends with so if you find a khysser hold onto the forever.

Person1 : hey khysser

Khysser: stop being anoying

Khysser: hey cutie
Person2: get away from me

by Thomas M 43it September 24, 2020