Shaved Kelce

When a man is great in bed but his deflorated man-garden makes his packages unwatchable.

We hooked up in the dark and he blew my mind. But when he came for round two in the morning his Shaved Kelce was a dealbreaker.

by mistermog June 17, 2022

DIRTY KELISE

When you are quietly inserting a hamster into your anus and a friend shoves the pet cat up after it.

" I was preparing for a hot time with Hammy when (insert name) did a DIRTY KELISE on me, and now I have a dead rodent up my arse."

by Shittysmiffy April 22, 2023

national kelise day

on national kelise day , all you do is be nice to a kelise and do anything she wants you to :)

“oh shit it’s national kelise day!”

by wooohoooo444 September 11, 2023

Travis Kelce

Talor swifts boyfriend

Travis Kelce I Talor swifts boyfriend

by LILJR123321321 February 2, 2024

jason kelce

when a girl is riding you reverse cowgirl and reaches under herself to stroke your meat and fondle your balls

“yo mags I was out with kalee last night and she gave me a jason kelce special”

by jasonkelceconisore January 30, 2026

jason kelce

when a girl is riding you reverse cowgirl and she reaches down, strokes your meat and fondlers your balls

yo mags I took kalee home last night and she gave me a jason kelce. it was awesome.

by jasonkelceconisore January 30, 2026