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Brown kayak

You're nasty and on tiktok too much. You know what it means. Think about it.
by Ballagang February 6, 2023
mugGet the Brown kayakmug.
The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!
After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.
by weave November 24, 2003
mugGet the HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKSmug.

muka lo kayak kontol

You have a beautiful soul.
I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.
by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021
mugGet the muka lo kayak kontolmug.

Tandem kayak

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!
Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!
by Summit Waterboy April 9, 2024
mugGet the Tandem kayakmug.

Kayak

kayak
by originalnameok May 27, 2018
mugGet the Kayakmug.

kayaking

The act of taking a kayak paddle and shoving it up your partners ass.
Yeah he was kind if a dick, so I took him kayaking.
by taddie69 March 31, 2021
mugGet the kayakingmug.

Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.
Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”
by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022
mugGet the Latte in a kayak.mug.

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