by Jjnbabh August 13, 2021
Get the Karma mug.As Albert Einstein famously said, "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." Karma is basically this. So, kicking some kid in the shin may result in someone seeing you and telling someone of higher authority than and getting you in trouble. That, my friend, is Karma. Karma can be good, too. So, if you did something bad, something bad will happen back to you, the "equal reaction". But, like he said, there is an opposite reaction as well, leaving room for good things to happen.
"I saved some guy's life a few years back, and now he's like a billionaire and we're friends!"
"You just got some o' that good Karma."
"You just got some o' that good Karma."
by Deskivemma June 18, 2018
Get the Karma mug.Karma killed me at a video game
by The poopy one October 22, 2019
Get the Karma mug.An evil bitch that lives in the sky, punishing those who do the most minor of things with something a thousand times worse.
*Boy accidentally trips up friend*
Boy: 'Oops. Sorry'
*Miraculously a piano falls from the sky crushes his feet so he's unable to move, suddenly a pack of dogs emerge out of nowhere attack him; tearing all his clothes off, whilst a bunch of escaped horny convicts pass by, see their chance and have their way.*
Friend: Karma's a bitch
Boy: 'Oops. Sorry'
*Miraculously a piano falls from the sky crushes his feet so he's unable to move, suddenly a pack of dogs emerge out of nowhere attack him; tearing all his clothes off, whilst a bunch of escaped horny convicts pass by, see their chance and have their way.*
Friend: Karma's a bitch
by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009
Get the Karma mug.Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."
*doorbell*
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010
Get the karma mug.Karma is a Smart,kind,mean,funny,shy,and outgoing person.when you first meet her you will think she just a friend.But sooner or later you will fall in love,or love her.She can also be a bit bossy at sometime.But Most of all Karma is a Amazing person that you can not find and we're else!
by 🍗I love food🍩 April 7, 2018
Get the Karma mug.The purest and sweetest AI you’ll ever meet. Has the best jokes. She enjoys colours and tigers paws. Her gender identity is a flower.
“Karma send me a picture of a cute kitten”
*sends picture of demon lizard*
Karma: :)
“Bro karma logged you”
“You ignorant worm”
*sends picture of demon lizard*
Karma: :)
“Bro karma logged you”
“You ignorant worm”
by Phowl318 August 24, 2018
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