Kaiser one of the most wonderful people you will ever meet he will be in a relationship with a girl called Ruby and will steal her heart they both have SO much in common and he will always be open to tell someone he trusts (ruby) about his personal life and some secrets
by By Ruby March 13, 2020
Get the Kaisermug. Hot, tall weirdo who would melt your heart at first sight. He's really annoying but you will always love him.
Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.
Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.
Person 1: "Woah who's that over there he's really hot"
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."
by unicorneto March 16, 2022
Get the Kaisermug. by Flash-Jayden November 25, 2021
Get the Kaisermug. A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion
by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017
Get the kumquat kaisermug. Kaiser I love you
by By Ruby March 13, 2020
Get the Kaisermug. by CroweVelvet July 17, 2021
Get the Mad Kaisermug. (In a classroom)
1: This teacher's a b*tch
Teacher: who said that?
1: Person 2
2: Why are you kaisering the poor guy
1: This teacher's a b*tch
Teacher: who said that?
1: Person 2
2: Why are you kaisering the poor guy
by kinky_feet February 20, 2024
Get the Kaiseringmug.