Kaiser, MO

The wannabe Osage Beach, MO. The lines for the counties were apparently cut by a drunk blind man with Huntington's. One half of a road will be in Osage Beach, and the other half falls in Kaiser. Yeah.

1: Dude man, I went to School of the Osage and I'm from Osage beach!

2: Yeah dude, me too, but I'm from Kaiser.

1: Dude, WTF? Where's Kaiser?

2: It's on the same road as you man. Kaiser, MO.

by CFizzle1988 December 31, 2011

kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

Kaiser

Kaiser sweet caring person whom likes a girl named Ruby and will always have green eyes and German

Kaiser I love you

by By Ruby March 13, 2020

Kaiser

To speak with someone via voice call

I Kaisered with your mom last night.

by Flash-Jayden November 25, 2021

Mad Kaiser

Shionne’s Husband and massive Tales fan aka “Tales Lord”

Mad Kaiser is Shionne’s Husband, who he loves her very much.

by CroweVelvet July 17, 2021

Kaisering

To dump the blame on someone innocent because they are of a loud nature and probably from overseas.

(In a classroom)

1: This teacher's a b*tch
Teacher: who said that?
1: Person 2
2: Why are you kaisering the poor guy

by kinky_feet February 20, 2024

Kaiser

Kaiser sweet caring person whom likes a girl named Ruby and will always have green eyes and German

Kaiser I love you

by By Ruby March 13, 2020