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Kaiser

Kaiser one of the most wonderful people you will ever meet he will be in a relationship with a girl called Ruby and will steal her heart they both have SO much in common and he will always be open to tell someone he trusts (ruby) about his personal life and some secrets
Kaiser is such a great guy
by By Ruby March 13, 2020
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Kaiser

Hot, tall weirdo who would melt your heart at first sight. He's really annoying but you will always love him.

Anyone named Kaiser has a really small dick and is really stupid too. Still very lovable.
Person 1: "Woah who's that over there he's really hot"
Person 2: "Don't you know? That's the cool Kaiser who gets girls easily."
Person 1: "He looks annoying too but he's hot."
by unicorneto March 16, 2022
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Kaiser

by Flash-Jayden November 25, 2021
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kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.
All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion
by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017
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Kaiser

Kaiser sweet caring person whom likes a girl named Ruby and will always have green eyes and German
Kaiser I love you
by By Ruby March 13, 2020
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Mad Kaiser

Shionne’s Husband and massive Tales fan aka “Tales Lord”
Mad Kaiser is Shionne’s Husband, who he loves her very much.
by CroweVelvet July 17, 2021
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Kaisering

To dump the blame on someone innocent because they are of a loud nature and probably from overseas.
(In a classroom)

1: This teacher's a b*tch
Teacher: who said that?
1: Person 2
2: Why are you kaisering the poor guy
by kinky_feet February 20, 2024
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