shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright January 2, 2009

Holy Junk

Holy Junk- the most epic way to show excitement and awe. It is the cooler way to say "Oh My God, That's Awesome" or "No Way!" It's really a fun way to show excitement about something you see, something you did, How someone looks, or anything else!

Kim: Holy Junk, Your Dress Looks amazing, Khloe
Khloe: Thanks! Holy Junk! Your Dress looks great, too!

Mary Kate: Holy Junk! That movie premiere was so cool
Ashley: Right? It was the bomb!

by PianoPerson99 November 10, 2011

throw my junk at shit

Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest

"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"

by jhova23 February 14, 2008

in the junk

Being hit in the penis

The ball came up and hit Dave in the junk

by dretabrutsam February 26, 2015

junk food

Food with a lot of starch, and a lot of high-fructose corn syrup, for they also bear little nutritional value.

"That instant iced tea mix you just made counts as junk food."

by handle187 November 7, 2003

junk magnet

Slang term used to describe a hoarder who compulsively amasses a worthless shit heap.

There is no garbage that can escape the gravitational pull of that junk magnet!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019

Junk Arrow

The two creased lines formed where one's hips meet their thighs leading to their junk.

"Your shorts are way too low dude, I can see your junk arrow, shit's nasty"

by WordDown August 17, 2009