Juggernuts

An abnormally large but glorious set of male testicles

Person 1: Holy fuck! What is hanging out of your shorts?!

Person 2: Oh these puppies? They're just my handy dandy juggernuts

Person 1: Sweet Jesus...

by DaCamel,JuliasCeasar,JoeGizzle May 29, 2010

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

Juggerlog

A poop of asshole stretching proportions.

I got home from school yesterday and dropped a juggerlog.

by Jacx2000 May 27, 2016

Italian Juggernaut

When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.

"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Sexual Juggernaut

A sexual juggernaut, BY DEFINITION, is a person (mostly male) who dominates the playing field with his sexual overtones.

When a Sexual Juggernaut is near, dark alert theme music will play. And everyone will have to be alert, else they risk losing their cheeks getting clapped.
A sexual juggernaut will show absolutely no mercy, be forewarned.

Episode 51 of SOAP

Some N00b: WATCH OUT FOR ADAM, HE'S BECOME A SEXUAL JUGGERNAUT!
John: *Clapping all the cheeks available in the field of view.

by Doge_Sage January 21, 2020

Intellectual Juggernaught

Anybody who is a member of the Flaxton Book Club. They are really smart!

Hey look, there's Stanley! he's an Intellectual Juggernaught!

by frozen doberman March 31, 2020

juggernaut

Variant of "Jagannath," a name for the Hindu deity Krishna. "Juggernaut" is likely a British mispronunciation.

Today, though, a "juggernaut" is generally a force beyond mortal control.

Hapless mortal: "What hit me?"

by Setsuna September 14, 2004