Jochamism

A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.

Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.

"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."

"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"

by HSstudent April 10, 2012

Jonghyun

A member of a Kpop group called Shinee.
Very sexy.
Sadly, he died on December 18, 2017

Shawol #1: “Have you heard about Jonghyun?”
Shawol #2: “Sadly, I have.”

by JDBangtan December 20, 2017

Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally

Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich

by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017

Johnchris

Johnchris is a name that can only be described as out of this world the man himself is a legend a superhuman he can without a doubt fuck any girl he wants yours his or my girl they all belong to him we are just borrowing them he is so amazing he can see when your about to hate on him and curve it like a punch thrown from Conner mcgregger he is the best fighter in the world no man can beat him but he is so strong he wishes not to use violence his words are like honey to your ears he can have you wiping his ass with your own paycheck if he wishes his life is like a story that can only be written by Shakespeare because of how poetic it is his story would have to be told by different people with the best knowledge in their fields for the funny parts of his life Adam Sandler would be required to narrate for his charisma only Matthew McConaughey could tell that his adventures well only the great Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson could speak of Johnchris is so talented he once made a girl cum with his cock while he was soft he has eyes that can switch color from ocean blue to sea green he can speak every language known to man even the dead ones he taught King Arthur how to use Excalibur he can beat Chuck Norris, Bruce lee, Jet lee, Ip man, and Jackie Chan at the same time with one hand behind his back his cock is so huge it is what causes the earthquakes in California and the tsunamis in Asia and the hurricanes on the coast

Madi: I want Johnchris to make me his girlfriend I can't imagine life without him. Abbie: Me too I want him to make me whatever he wants .

by Wolfwalker December 28, 2017

Big Dick Jonah

Not particularly liberal, socialist or anarchist. Just Jonah with a big dick.

Lucy: Did you vote?
Jonah: nah I’m not even registered

Lucy: you just sipping latte
Jonah: Nah I’m just big dick jonah

by hannahavana November 1, 2020

Joachim

Joachim is the name of a still-living legend.

He is the best at almost everything he does.

But Joachim is also used as a nickname for everyone who are unbelieveable talented, no matter he does.

If someone, except the real Joachim, should be called Joachim, it has to be someone who is extremely out of scale, such as Chuck Norris and Hansi Hinterseer.

1: daaaaamn! That was amazing!

2: Yes he is quite talented

1: Yeah he's almost a Joachim

2: Calm down dude.... calm down

1: You're right.... There's only one Joachim

by Joggerev January 3, 2012

Jonah

he cool
he cool
he cool

He just cool
jonah

by Theeviltoenail May 23, 2019