Dirty johnathon

The act of using a fleshight on ur dick then the next day using it to drink a cup of tea out of

He loves a dirty johnathon

by Lily hehe November 24, 2021

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1. When you race a friend to the Porta-Potty.
2. When you run a long way to get to the Porta-Potty.

1. I ran a johnathon against Jack.
2. Dylan ran a johnathon because the Porta-Potty was 30 yards away.

by DarthRM February 27, 2015

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johnathon cena

A John Cena poser. Thinks he is the greatest man alive, but is as useful as a tin can with AIDS.

Donald Trump is a really big Johnathon Cena.

by Woodchuck Norris March 7, 2016

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A word to describe a total douche. This guy is usually the one your girlfriend will cheat on you with. If she's smarter than that, then he'll be the one to coax her into it. A Johnathan drinks heavily and smokes dope 24/7. His music choice is the shittiest of rap. He wears only wife-beaters and sags his camo shorts. You do not want to be around a Johnathan.

God, that guy is such a Johnathan.

Ah, my girlfriend cheated on me with Johnathan!

by thatguychris423 August 5, 2014

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