jizz

An often disliked condiment. Frequently a white creamy mayo like substance

Karen takes her burgers without jizz.

Hold the jizz please.

by breezy87 November 6, 2015

Jizz

Jizz is both the cum of a dude and the natural lubricant of a dudette.

DUDE! I jizzed all over my cat...

by Katerungl November 9, 2017

Jizz

The 'vibe' of a bird, as used in early 1900s birding texts.

I like the jizz of that bird, it is almost pheasant-like.

by Pedro_the_Penguin September 7, 2020

jizz

(adj.)
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm

Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today?
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.

Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.

by Har the Czar April 26, 2009

Jizz

Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.

Your talking Jizz

by Stealth Siggi July 3, 2014

Jizz

White shit that comes out of your penis.
like the song jizz in my pants

Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I Jizz in my pants

by XDDeannaXD May 27, 2009

jizz

noun-sperm or semen
verb-ejaculate

1. The condom is full of jizz.

2. I jizzed all over her face.

by DuckSick April 10, 2009