Blur Jerb

Corruption of blow job commonly used by people lacking the ability to speak correctly.

" brobama i gotz me a blur jerb from blondie."
*high five*

by Frauseir July 23, 2011

jackhammer jerkoff

When a girl violently jerks off two guys at the same time.

That chick must be a contractor, she worked those dongs like a pro. Damn I love thise jackhammer jerkoffs!

by Schna123 September 13, 2013

jerkoffable

having qualities that evoke the urge to masturbate

Mark: Hey, have you guys see 2 girls and a cup?

Jason: Is it jerkoffable?

Mark: If you're into that stuff....

by eeL2OP May 21, 2010

Le Jerb

Someone whose an absolute sweat in online games.

Yo calm down dude you're turning into Le Jerb.

by LeLuLu January 9, 2022

Jerkologist

1. The guy that observes someones "Jerk" and gives them thier opinion on it.

2. The Main Person That Jerks When He Feels And Only When He Feels Like Showing Someone Up In A Battle. No-one can just tel this person to jerk He/she has to get the urge to

Jerk Dance

Hey Can You Tell Me What You Think About My Jerk, Since You Are The So Called Jerkologist oF This Area.

by Kyd Chronic/ T-Royal May 21, 2009

German Jerkoff

The act of masturbating to David Hasselhoff's picture while wearing lederhosen and playing german polka music.

Colton: Hey I am having a German Jerkoff party this weekend, you wanna cum. hehe
Cameron: Yes please, but can it just be a party of 2
Colton: Im so happy we are so close

Cameron: Same here my life would not be complete without you.

by Waskar March 14, 2011

jerbanger

One who is all that is Nu-Metal, a poser kid, wannna-be hardcore kid.

Dude that kid is such a jerbanger! He just comes to shows and jerbangs out.

by Bryan Proctor April 28, 2004