Jensen Ackles

A man who needs to run me over.

I want Jensen Ackles to punch me in the face and run me over with his impala

by lolgoaway September 19, 2023

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jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?

Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)

by Euan Haines April 22, 2024

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Jensen Oswald

Jensen is an awesome dude who’s 6 feet tall, gets all the bitches and has a 7 inch cock.

Wow, that guy must be Jensen Oswald.

by himothy69420 December 4, 2024

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Jensen Ackles

Danneel and Misha Collins husband

Jensen Ackles is married to Danneel but he gets flirtatious with Misha and has admitted that both him and Danneel call Misha their boyfriend.

by Excuses people give February 11, 2025

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Jensen's Barbeque

The opposite of Chekhov's gun: something mentioned in Act I that has no relevance to future acts, events or meetups; an event mentioned as if it will occur when actually it will never materialise, despite ongoing mentions of it.

"Jensen said he would cook us toad in the hole, but I think this is going to be a Jensen's Barbeque situation"

by Veggiebake February 13, 2026

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