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jello monster

A fat-ass who has rippling, bubbly, jiggling, fat flabs hanging from the squishy exterior of his body. there is no reason for this person to be fat, and they are a normal hight, but of extreme and unnecessary weight and mass and density with extra flubber hanging from their body.
OMG, Becky, look at his butt. He is SUCH a jello monster.
by lizlynnakinn December 16, 2008
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like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.
Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.
by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006
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Ding Dong Jello Wack

To fill a magnum condom with jello and smack in the face as to leave spermiside on someone unknowingly as they open the door.
We wanted to play ding dong ditch, but we wanted to do something more risky so we played a exciting game of Ding Dong Jello Wack.
by Dike Mink March 25, 2008
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Jello Biafra

the man. he is so awesome, it almost hurts
"Jello Biafra has exteremely amusing political arguments"
by Jackie the PUNK July 6, 2003
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jello feet

someone who is really clumsy or has trouble walking when under the influence.
Damn, that girl got some mad jello feet.
by ariatie January 22, 2008
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jello poke cake

Jello Poke Cake is a white cake baked normally but is then poked and liquid jello is poured over it. it is then frosted with a pudding cool hwhip combo. It is refridgerated and enjoyed by young and old.
hey Gertie you should bring a jello poke cake to the church picnic.
by Tasty Snacks August 25, 2010
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Jello Eater

Slur for Mormons. A portion of the United States covers Utah, Southeast Idaho, and parts of California, Nevada, and Wyoming. This area has the highest density of Mormons and have highest Jello consumption in the United States. Jello is also the state snack of Utah.
That Jello Eater is so brainwashed, he eats nothing except Jello. Damn church tactics.
by 1973memes with helicopters September 6, 2018
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