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Jedi Counsel

When everyone sits in a row (or circle). Each person has something to smoke weed from and they simultaneously smoke and pass. Everyone is always smoking something.. in the jedi fashion!
"Last night was awesome, John and I smoked three bowls and then watched That 70s Show forever"
"Pshht... we did jedi counsel for an hour"
by Emilee K. January 22, 2009
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jedi nig

by Tom Jones June 16, 2003
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Muff jedi

One who is a master in muff
by King Saviola May 12, 2004
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The Jedi Code

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.
The Jedi must follow the Jedi Code to maintain a path of light
by Juswi Husai June 6, 2005
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Jedi Knight

Is a masterful performer in the bedroom. The Jedi Knight swings a big Light Saber and brings The Force everytime.

It also refers to a specific sexual maneuver (usually done in the Doggystyle position) where the male pulls the blanket over his head in order to resemble the hood of a Jedi Robe.
I had to show Stacy the force yesterday, so I pulled a Jedi Knight on that ass
by ELOHmoneySTACKz June 9, 2011
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jedi tripping

Taking Mushrooms, Molly and Acid at the same damn time
by Magicmuffinn99 September 14, 2017
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Gray Jedi

When you combine both DXM and LSD at the same time
John: Hey that dude looks like he’s perfectly balanced
Caleb: Yeah mate, he’s doing the Gray Jedi
by Trippy_Tr August 6, 2019
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