Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 30, 2008

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by IanE May 29, 2008

jealousy plotline,plotline, [plotline]

It is a phrase used in the pick up community refering to a series of events which induce jealousy in woman, mostly directed at the 'target' of the 'pick up', which usually happens to be the most attractive woman in the group.

The jealousy plotline,plotline, plotlineexplained

Man(talking to two women of, 1 of them is more attractive thus she is the 'target)',we name her girl A, girl B is her less attractive friend):
Hey, you know what ?! I bet you're a terrible hugger!To girl B Proceeds to hug girl B.
Girl A observes and gets jealous thus her emotional state changes from neutral to hightened attraction due to the jealousy created by the lack of attention given to her. Her friend girl B is getting the attention she craves, so she becomes jealous.

by Hennessy_88 December 20, 2008

jealousy

a.)Being or feeling envious of someone because of their achievements, looks,skills or something another person has obtained due to low self-esteem and insecurities
b.)To covet or desire over someone or something that they are unable to obtain

They showed a great deal of jealousy when she finally moved on in her personal life and was happy for the first time after a decade of loneliness in her marriage.

by MoonSync July 24, 2019

Dangerous jealousy

Jealousy. We’ve all experienced it. Jealousy can be defined as the vigilant maintaining or guarding of something. Jealousy has a bad rap but it’s normal to want to guard the people we love, especially when we see a potential rival cozying up to our significant other. But there’s a difference between feeling jealous and exhibiting unhealthy jealous behaviors.

Dangerous jealousy these people going to kill me.
Jealousy doesn’t become a problem until it’s acted on. People that are prone to intense jealousy or possessiveness often harbor feelings of inadequacy or inferiority and have a tendency to compare themselves to others. Jealousy, at its core, is a byproduct of fear, fear of not being good enough, fear of loss. When it hits, it can trick us into believing our relationship is in immediate danger, making it impossible to distinguish between natural feelings of protectiveness and irrational suspicion.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 16, 2019

Fart jealousy

When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart

Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy

by Logzbaker November 28, 2019

Jealousy

when you see other people who managed to get their definition accepted and yours had been declined multiple times
WE NEED TO STAND UP AND ACCEPT ALL DEFINITIONS CMON GUYS! please this is all I’ve ever wanted in life. IVE BEEN WAITING 13 YEARS 13 YEARS TO BE DECLINED! I’m sorry guys I ate too many Oreos and I’m hyper

Btw hi vacuum

Nancy: IT GOT DECLINED AGAIN LILY AND LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO GOT ACCEPTED
Lily: OH MA HAWD CRAZY LADY LET ME SLEEP
JEALOUSY BECUSE I HAVE TO HAVE THE WORD IN THE EXAMPLE

by IVEBEENACCEPTEDMUAHAHAHHAHAHA April 7, 2019