jailbait frenzy

to date or have sex with 3 or more underage persons in a row.

billybobdave had a 3 some with 2 jb's last night and his 8th grade gf doesn't even know, and I heard he's still banging that freshman with playboy titties... He is on a jailbait frenzy !!!!

by Matt Huff July 12, 2010

jail punk

a weaker prison inmate who is forced to become a sex slave to his bigger cellmate (his daddy) in exchange for protection against other jailhouse rapists.
A jail punk also tends to all the household duties of his cell, such as cleaning the toilet, polishing shoes, folding clothes, and other duites often done by traditional wives.
However the most important task for a jail punk is to satisfy his cellmate sexually any way his daddy's demands. The punk agrees not only to suck dick and be ass-fucked without resistance, he often times is asked to pretend he is a woman, making female moaning sounds.. etc. He also agrees to be loaned out or sold at his daddy's discretion.

Scott Peterson is a jail punk.

by MStevens March 31, 2005

Gay Baby Jail

A softlock in Mario 64 rom hacks where the only way out is to restart the game. Most of the time this is unintentional and is caused by developer oversight or general laziness. However, despite this, according to the twitch streamer who popularized this term, SimpleFlips, "Gay baby jail has never been a tangible location, its always been apart of you. A state of mind, a state of being. Solids, liquids, gases, gay. baby. jail."

Then I saw my dad, he was looking really mad. He said im about to make you pay, im about to make you gay. Youre gonna start spinning when I grab your tail, so get ready for gay baby jail.

by SalamenceLEL June 14, 2018

jail gum

One of many creative innovations that can be found amongst inmates in juvenile detention. Made by applying small dabs of toothpaste on each corner of a square of toilet paper, then folding the square into a smaller and more condensed version of itself, and finally dampening it with water. It has vaguely similar properties of real chewing gum and the toothpaste adds a rather cheap taste of mint.

I tried some of this stuff and laughed my ass off as to why someone would ever want to make this.

by friend of bob May 21, 2004

jail rules

means anything goes, basically no rules at all

Who would win in a fight, a Burrowing Owl or a Baby Otter? Jail rules of course.

by dizern June 16, 2010

Jailhouse C-section

Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.

Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence?

Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.

by TheIronGiant November 3, 2012

Jailah

Jailah is a gorgeous girl. She's always there for you, no matter what. She is too nice to tell people off, but she will eventually stand her ground! She has amazing hair, usually curly! Her skin is always clear, and she is so beautiful, and she doesn't wear any makeup! Jailah is an amazing friend, who everyone loves to be around. She does have attitude, and a smart mouth, but she barely uses it. You can go to Jailah for anything. All the boys love her. She is the most loyal human being on the earth. JAILAH IS AMAZING.

If only I could be Jailah for at least 1 day- Lucy
DAMNNNN look at Jailah-Tyler
I wish my girl was a Jailah- Upset boyfriend
I WANT A JAILAH AS MY BESTFRIEND- Kira

by JayJay890 December 1, 2018