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james bond it

Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.
"I ran out of toilet paper in the Nando's toilets the other day. Ended up having to James Bond It.
by unknownriot September 18, 2017
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James Bond Burger

to make sweet passionate love to the subject of the sentence
"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."

"don't threaten me with a good time"
by sussy mogus September 24, 2022
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James Bond-ing

James Bond-ing is to dress nice for a small or large amount of time and act like James Bond; flirt, run, and charm. The person James Bond-ing has to have some knowledge to the James Bond Franchise. James Bond-ing also means you will say cheesy James Bond Puns.
Kirk: The name's Bond. James Bond. I was saved by the bell yesterday when I was to go to detention.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.
by Bondbauer007 April 11, 2022
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James Bond Love

Mark Memoly & Chelsea Handler have a James Bond Love.
by Cookie Leslie September 19, 2012
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James Bonding

When getting a blowjob the person uses a little bit of teeth to graze the shaft so you know there is a little bit of danger.
She used the slightest amount of teeth to James Bonding me. I felt danger and pleasure at the same time!
by too infinity and beyond June 11, 2019
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James Bond

When a guy manages to calm a woman down or to win her over to his side by having sex with her. (james bonding, alternatively)
"Dude, I heard Jacob had a fight with his girlfriend."
"Nah, they are fine again. He is a regular James Bond!"
by Milliman4 April 23, 2020
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James Bonding

To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)
My girlfriend brought her frisky friend over last night and I was James Bonding both of them!
by Hairy slaughter January 1, 2017
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