jalops

boobies. used by Pablo Francisco.

check out her jalops!

by Jared & Jessie <33 October 28, 2005

Jolopy

A fat fat fat ass person. with a bunch of fat rolls.

Man you see that whale, it has alot of jolopy

by Tylerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr May 22, 2011

jalop

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.

After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

jalop

Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.

"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*

by Ahndi September 25, 2003

Sloppy Jaloppy Chin wipe

When you are having sexual intercourse you ejaculate on to you're partners chin then you’re partner inhales you’re semen then you urinate on to you’re partners nipples this will cause yore partner to have a granny fit. You will then get worried and bake some waffles and massage them on to her buttocks, this will revive her and take a dump on to her nose this will make her go "yes"

B: I had a sloppy jaloppy chin wipe whit my wife
J: I also had one with my hamster

by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy

The group of significant figures that are praised on sloppy joe Tuesday

Ben: Hey wanna go pray to the sloppy jaloppy big man on toppy
Joe: Bet

by Cleft lardson January 22, 2021

jalop

the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.

There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.

by Deek Méhöfwright June 16, 2010