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Jainbitch

(Jane-Bit-che)- in this case we use Jainbitch as a synonym for Sociopathy. A Jainbitch describes any girl who is a complete Sociopath. One that makes outlandish lies that are 100% absurd, and gets mad when you call their lie. They must win, at all cost, even if they have to fuck people over to do so. They are cold and emotionless and have no regard for anyone other than themselves. They play sick cruel jokes on people for amusement. And they are pathological liars. A Jainbitch is that crazy bitch every man dates once in their life.
Dude1: Dude my ex won't leave me alone! She says her boyfriend murdered 12 hookers then beat her!
Dude2: Dude she's full of shit!
Dude1: She got hella pissed at me when I called her out to! She's a total Jainbitch!
by Sociopath slayer October 20, 2013
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Jacinda Adern

A New Zealand Politician who redefined that nation's political culture by appearing sooo nice that she wont lower herself to actually answer any questions, but simply tilts her head on one side and smiles with an understanding look spreading the watermelon sugar far and wide. She thereby created a race to be nicer than the other politician Karens, thereby claiming the moral high-ground in all debate.

To do a Jacinda is to utter meaningless platitudes while appearing like you are the better person. A very sophisticated form of passive aggressive behaviour, or how to appear like the ONLY grown up in the room.
Justin - is it true that Ed Sheeran asked to sing at Jacinda Adern's wedding?
Yes Emmanuel, but she refused because she doesn't deserve Perfect, she's going Ghetto Spread cos of all the poor children of the world getting the Rona.
Just Thinking Out Loud Justin, but none of us woke yesterday, her Main Character Syndrome will want him to beg for it first.
by Louie the Red June 25, 2021
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Jacking

New York slang for claiming something to be true in which is actually a lie.
Sean: Yo, I heard you and Markus' sister hooked up last weekend after we chilled.

Davis: Bro, chill. Her and I are just friends. I simply walked her home; that's all. Stop 'jacking' that.
by GodofSlang December 27, 2016
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jacking block

When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:

1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.

2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.

3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.
A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"

B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.
by Larry Finster December 29, 2009
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Car jacking

1. Where someone takes your car at gun point.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.
1. I lost my car in a car jacking.
2. He likes to go out car jacking.
by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011
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Jackin' the 'tater

1. v. An old turn-of the century baseball term for hitting a homerun, derived from the original backyard baseball homerun, when a potatoe was hit with a stick.

2. v. To hit a sexual "homerun", or more simply, to have sexual intercourse.

3. v. (a) To recieve a hand-job. (b) To mastubate.
1. Look at Babe Ruth jackin' the 'tater!

2. Babe ruth jacked the 'tater with a hottie last night.

3. (a) That hottie jacked his 'tater. (b) But she didn't finish so he had to jack his own 'tater.
by distancerunner143 February 7, 2010
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Jacking his rig

Working out in the gym, exercising in the park, cross-fit, basically any form of exertion intended for fitness towards making their body more appealing.
Where is Dan?

Oh, he's downstairs in the gym jacking his rig.
by BulawayoBob July 4, 2019
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