When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"
911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"
Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"
911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"
Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"
911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"
Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"
911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"
Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"
911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
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