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Jacuzzi Balloon

When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"

911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"

Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"

911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"

Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"

911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012
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Swedish Jacuzzi

When a boy and a girl have sex in a Jacuzzi filled up with butter garlic and pieces of steak
Him: what the fuck are they doing? They are covered in sauce
Me: oh that's the swedish Jacuzzi
Him: ... What the fuck
by ליהי October 3, 2020
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jazzington

stuff - not limited to a single example, similiar to "jazz" in 'all that jazz': Hamerism
"I'll head out when I'm done with my work and all that jazzington"

"I talked to John about the concert and the rest of that jazzington"
by Justin Obscure March 18, 2007
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Seaford Jacuzzi

When you're into the daughter, but it turns out the daughter and the mother have a close relationship and the mother gives you the inside details on the daughter to get you across the line.
Toby got into that Seaford Jacuzzi again and now he is dating Tabitha after her mother called him
by CamelBlue March 17, 2022
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Jacuzzi Poop

It's when you're taking a bath or in a hot tub and then you randomly feel like taking a dump with the warmth of the water.
Ah... this bath is so nice... *plop* Oops! I just took a Jacuzzi Poop!
by TogepiLover11 September 29, 2013
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Jazzing

My roommate went into his room, pumped some sweet jazz, and was jazzing off all night.
by bravs November 14, 2014
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jacuzzi cassinova

When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)
man he cant get any from anybody, he's just a jacuzzi cassinova
by Jared August 24, 2004
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