jackobite

a beast drink, a type of whisky which is goood. can buy at yellow parrot store in AY. bless up

me:"bless up nigwet, can u hack me a jackobeetay im thirsty?"
18 year old:"yeah bless the moneyz and you have it sonny boy"
me:"sound as a pea, JACKOBEETAYY!"
(you get the jackobite)
me:"mmm jackobiteyyyyy"

by Bless up January 16, 2008

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Jakub

The cool kid that can make his contacts land right in the container when sitting up right at the lunch table in study hall, freshman year!

Man, that cool Jakub sure knows what he's doing!

by Missy May 24, 2004

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Jackbutt

a term used by minors to avoid cursing around their parents when referring to the tv series Jackass

Hey mom! Can I go see the new Jackbutt movie that came out on Friday?

by MalcolmfromSD January 9, 2008

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jaccubus

Female or male demon similar to succubus but does not engage in sexual relations with their human victim. Instead, the jaccubus visits men in their sleep and masturbates them until full release. This may happen multiple times, leading to physical discomfort, embarassment, and testicular depletion.

Babydoll: You feel like messing around a little before going work this morning, honey?

Me: Sorry babe, can't do it. My penis is so red and sore...my balls ache like a mutha...not to mention I was stuck to both the top and bottom sheets this morning when I woke up. Must have been visited by the jaccubus again last night.

Babydoll: You could have just said no. ::shakes head::

by Bulldozr July 17, 2009

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