Jacktard

When your friend is being both a retard and a jack ass.

Bob told Bill to stop acting like a Jacktard at the pool.

by NotSoQuietWyatt July 18, 2020

Jacktard

A person who is incredibly stupid but it's also a jack person.

He's really a jacktard, but is funny

by mz_25 August 27, 2022

Jacktrip

n: A person who masturbates.

Guy#1 Dude, That guy is such a Jacktrip.
Guy#2 Why do you say that?
Guy#1 He's always getting caught masturbating.
Guy#1 Gross

by KnilLink July 8, 2011

jacktable

Adjective used to describe an insured item for which you owe more than it's worth.

I'm so upside-down on my car loan! My car is soooo jacktable--get it!

by joeydee July 25, 2011

Jacknard

One who acts like a jack-ass without regard for common sense

When Jack grabbed the exposed electrical wire that he had exposed himself, he was shocked. Jack's friend was watching and Jack blamed him cursing and yelling. Jack was being a JACKNARD.

by RUFFDZ September 19, 2011

Jack Tar Heel

A man of the road who travels by foot, a stroller. Including but not necessarily a vagabond, tramp, hobo, bum.

1) Two wanderers pass they may address each other with a "howdy Jack!"

2) "What does he do for a living?" "He's a Jack Tar Heel."

by losginal October 29, 2012

Jackarack

When one preforms a handjob with a devious secret plan to rack (or hit) a male's testicles.

(Jackarack could also be understood as false hope)

Man I finally got a handjob from that one girl but when I was least expecting it she JACKARACKED me. I nearly threw up.

by Akire February 17, 2013