Gravity Invites

A gravity invite is when someone is so excited to invite someone to their party, shin-dig or box-social, that they invite everyone/anything within their vicinity. They may also invite anyone that is associated with that person.

Craig: Hey Greg! You should totally come to my party, its gonna be super-stylin! Hey Jenny you should come too and bring the guy in that yellow shirt..
Jenny: Thats Paul the rapist....
Craig: Greg do you know Paul?
Greg: He once butt fucked me without consent...
Craig: Awesome, he is invited
Paul: Cool... I will bring my butt fucking gear. Thank god for gravity invites

by Hsoj!!! August 24, 2009

Sidewayz Invite

Bullshit. Not real; Not fake enough to call fake either. Said through text (obviously;spelling). It's a way to know the difference between real an fake by the spelling. Scarcastic invites.

She text me some sidewayz invite... takin pictures in her bed.
So what?...Is that some kinda sidewayz invite?

by KandyKTrenton January 11, 2021

formal invite

when tom asks you to watch creed by sending a letter in the mail.

I'm just going to send emma a formal invite

by timmytimmynumnums May 8, 2016

invite slut

being lovely and sexy at the same time.

invite slut to skeet so he can use it forever.

by Avaster January 10, 2018

ghost invite

When someone in a group invites someone over without telling any other members of the group - particularly roommates.

Last night me Andrew and I were on the couch watching The Sopranos and Chelsea walked in out of no where. My roommate didn't tell us that she was coming and we were thoroughly surprised - text book ghost invite.

by JamboKush January 10, 2018

collateral invite

When you extend an invite to a group of people in a room and there are people there you don't want to invite, but have to because it's the polite thing to do.

A: what the hell is he/she doing here?

B: collateral invite.

A: oh. i'm sorry.

by urbanwordsmith September 11, 2010

Self invitation

"Self Invitation" is a word commonly used in the act of going to a friend's or relative's house without they're invitation.

Wife: "Why is he over here again I told you not to invite him over"

Husband: "I didn't, he used 'self invitation'

by Ewern the notme August 28, 2010