Textual Intercourse

flirting over text message, or IM's

my GF and i just had some of the hottest Textual Intercourse ever!! i need a smoke.

by Idiotherder October 9, 2008

intercourse

The meal between dinner and breakfast.

Intercourse, the best meal of the day.

by FluffyJ January 21, 2013

socksual intercourse

you are in a rush to have sex. you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.

girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1

by jimboween May 23, 2008

intercourse

a city in pennsylvania

I got a magnet that says "i love intercourse,PA!" (i really did)

by xtina June 7, 2003

Interbutate

A synonym of interpret but used on more formal occasions, only used by the highest intellectuals of this day and age.

Guy 1: And the way that Dostoyevsky would interbutate this would be that his nihilistic outlook on life is deeply embedded into his character
Guy 2: I don't know I think Rick and Morty is just supposed to be funny

by coolkidweednumber January 24, 2018

teh interblags

The internet. The word comes from combining the words "internet" and "blogs."

A: Did you know that aliens just landed on the moon?
B: Yeah, I read about it on teh interblags.

by Jaxter January 31, 2008

cactus intercourse

when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.

person 1: Ahh my balls are so itchy
person 2: heres a pencil have some cactus intercourse

by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 22, 2016