A slang term for Instagram referring to the app's magical power of turning very average looking girls into babes with the use of heavy filtering, coloring, and focusing.
by KevinBacon November 28, 2012
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My instagram husband is used to eating cold food because I always make him wait to eat until I take a good photograph.
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A website where users can upload pictures for their friends to see. Sadly this is not the case, since most teenagers ask for "shoutouts" constantly to get people to follow them. Once these kids have a few thousand followers, whom they do not know or have never met, they will constantly ask for likes and pretend to be instafamous. These kids mostly only upload selfies with a goofy ass filter on them with over used hashtags as the caption.
Instagram Kid: *posts selfie of himself in sunglasses*
Oh you know just chillen #like #likeitup #shoutmeout #doshoutout #like4like #l4l #shoutout4shoutout #s4s #cool #lilwayne #helladope #swagpics
Oh you know just chillen #like #likeitup #shoutmeout #doshoutout #like4like #l4l #shoutout4shoutout #s4s #cool #lilwayne #helladope #swagpics
by nate987 September 24, 2013
Get the Instagram mug.An Instagram Model is a shallow desperate female that doesn't have the ambition necessary to become anything valuable so she adheres to a label with little or no real meaning.
Keevonna C’Ante Wilson is an Instagram Model, she has no value and beats her tiny dog to release feelings of inadequacy.
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Get the Instagram Stalker mug.An instaguru is an instant-guru, someone who lacks the expertise to succeed in a given profession, so instead they give the appearance of success through social media (including Instagram) and build a career in coaching and training others to succeed in the field they could never succeed in.
It's a bit like instamash, but with instamash potato you just need to add hot water, and with an instaguru you just need hot air.
It sounds off because it is. Their victims end up paying for courses that send them in all the wrong directions, because, after all, it's a bit hard to teach someone how to do something you can't do yourself. They are also known for engaging in other dubious behaviour, such as dodging taxes, helping themselves to any funds they acquire access to, or paying 'colleagues' late or not at all when outsourcing.
Instagurus have been known to exhibit multiple narcissistic traits in many cases, appearing to convince themselves and the world they are doing good until they eventually get too greedy and risk exposure. They will exhibit narcissistic rage and in many cases seek to actively discredit and destroy anyone who tries to lift the lid on their scam or expose their incompetence.
Instagurus are rampant in a number of industries, particularly freelance professions, including online marketing, copywriting, translation, and design.
It's a bit like instamash, but with instamash potato you just need to add hot water, and with an instaguru you just need hot air.
It sounds off because it is. Their victims end up paying for courses that send them in all the wrong directions, because, after all, it's a bit hard to teach someone how to do something you can't do yourself. They are also known for engaging in other dubious behaviour, such as dodging taxes, helping themselves to any funds they acquire access to, or paying 'colleagues' late or not at all when outsourcing.
Instagurus have been known to exhibit multiple narcissistic traits in many cases, appearing to convince themselves and the world they are doing good until they eventually get too greedy and risk exposure. They will exhibit narcissistic rage and in many cases seek to actively discredit and destroy anyone who tries to lift the lid on their scam or expose their incompetence.
Instagurus are rampant in a number of industries, particularly freelance professions, including online marketing, copywriting, translation, and design.
"I can't stand instagurus. I wish they'd work on their skills before ripping off their peers!"
"Just saw Jonnie is offering a course on how to win direct clients, except he's yet to win any himself - what an instaguru."
"There are so many instagurus out there, ripping off newbies. Talentless vampires."
"Just saw Jonnie is offering a course on how to win direct clients, except he's yet to win any himself - what an instaguru."
"There are so many instagurus out there, ripping off newbies. Talentless vampires."
by absolutelydiabolical November 1, 2017
Get the Instaguru mug.People who will follow you on Instagram. But once you follow them, they instantly unfollow you. In most cases this is done to keep their follower/following ratio in balance.
Guy 1: So Stacy added me on Instagram. But a couple days after I started following her, she quit following me..
Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?
Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!
Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?
Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!
by taste.my.rainbow September 6, 2013
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