inebriated

A classy way to say you are drunk.

Bill: I am currently very highly inebriated, my good sir.
Ted: Yeah, I'm pretty drunk myself.

by Dano Magnum December 29, 2008

Income inequality

A naturally occurring part of civilization; just like education inequality (e.g. not everyone has PhDs), hair color inequality (not everyone is blond) and location inequality (not everyone lives in a city or a two-story house).
Often used by leftists, moonbats, and the Obama Administration and like-minded as class warfare to drum up division and anger among citizens.

Malcolm got his MBA after five years of work experience and is now earning $150k a year at his new job. Tina dropped out of college, where her major was Women's Studies, and is stuck with a $30k a year job. Income inequality!

by bizsmack January 22, 2014

INÊS

A very kind and funny person who can always make u smile

I wish I had an inês in my life :(

by Lifesucker July 14, 2018

iNerd

Anyone who owns an iPhone and an iPod or iPad and tries to convince you that the money they spent was justified.

All the iNerds are lined up outside the apple store to buy the newest iAmadork, it lets you do all the same things as your iPhone but it's bigger and more expensive.

by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010

inepic

inepic in•ep•ic|ˌinˈepik|
adjective
of, relating to, or characteristic of not epic proportions.
• not heroic or grand in scale or character : his inepic journey to the store sucked because they didn't have cheesy poofs after all that walking | a tragedy of epic proportions.

• fail to support or help someone as they had hoped or expected.

• have a detrimental effect on the overall quality or success of someone or something : the whole night has been totally inepic. Where the phuck are the strippers, the donkey, and why didn't Eric Estrada show up?

(His inepic journey to the store sucked because they didn't have cheesy poofs after all that walking | a tragedy of epic proportions.)

• fail to support or help someone as they had hoped or expected.

• have a detrimental effect on the overall quality or success of someone or something : (The whole night has been totally inepic. Where the phuck are the strippers, the donkey, and why didn't Eric Estrada show up?)

by Phuckin' Phylean May 9, 2013

inerbition

inerbition is the opposite to inebition, whereby inebition makes reference to mans natural strive for procuring essential necessities for his need for self preservation. inerbition however to the contrast, is the attribute of greed and is therefore mans insatiable strive for the hoarding and procuring of those things in life which are non-essential and are therefore excessive and superficial. Such as worldly materialistic possessions and wealth, therefore inerbition makes reference to mans drive for self interest as opposed to inebition which is mans strive for self preservation.

Scrooge's only strive in life is to serve his insatiable inerbition for the hoarding of wealth.

by Baron Neville May 12, 2016

Inequalitied At

To be injusticed to; to not be choosed at; to be rejected; past tense of inequality (not equal)

Person 1: Im going to pick this fork over this knife
Person 2: That's unfair
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: The knife is being inequalitied at!

by pigeongriaffegirl October 3, 2018