Choosed

Past tense of chose

Peter choosed to go to school.

by PitaBread October 15, 2010

Choosed

To pick something

I choosed this in the shop

by Msjshwbwgusjsnsjsisis September 10, 2023

Chooser

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

Choose Game

Basically, you choose odds or evens and remark "Once, twice, three, SHOOT!" each player either holds out a closed fist, 1 finger, or 2 fingers, therefore the total can either add up to 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4. If it is 0, no player wins. If it is even (2,4) the evens player wins and if it's odd (1,3) the odds player wins.

Seinfeld: George and Jerry played the Choose game in 'The Robbery' Episode to decide who should get the apartment, Jerry ends up winning.

by Seinfeldlolololol June 2, 2011

choofed

Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.

That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!

by d#sss June 21, 2011

beggars can't be choosers

used when someone is desperate for something but then becomes picky about it

person 1: oi got any money
person 2: only $2
person 1: shit that ain't much
person 2: look mate beggars can't be choosers

by josef (joey) s March 10, 2020

Choofed

High as all hell

Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling

by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019