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incognito asshole

A person who was an asshole to you, but the rest of the world either doesn't care or doesn't know about it, or denies the fact that the person did it. It's usually a person who is a popular or at least a well-liked person taking advantage of their social status and using other people lower on the totem pole to get what they want. You can find an incognito asshole or two at your local middle or high school.
"Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML" is a great example of an incognito asshole.

Another example would be:

Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!

Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.

Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!
by The solitary definer May 26, 2013
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for doing things that are for private but everyone know its for porn
I used a Incognito tab for porn
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It is where you are at school and you want more fun fun time with your free time
It is time to go INCOGNITO BOIS
by QAZQASWA March 26, 2019
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When tubing and the tube goes underwater with riders on it
I fell off the tube because it went incognito
by Nat Jones June 8, 2019
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going incognito

When you don't want your mum looking at your search history because its full of anime porn.
Dude: Ahh my mum caught me at it again!
Dude 2: You know, going incognito will solve all of your problems. Its a life skill.
by LikeDAtAssSHit October 8, 2019
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look mommy im a spy pew pew
look im incognito i am spy man pew pew i will hide my shit in a cupboard spy man
by MILKTHATSEXPIRED August 14, 2019
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ur probably in (incognito mode) rn because u scared ur parents see what u search... i am
*in class*
Chad: y r u in incognito mode dude
Brad: bc i dont want the school seeing what im saying
by flattass August 22, 2019
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