A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.
A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"
by Liberty Valence, PhD April 23, 2009
Get the granny slammermug. 1. Southern answer to the Long Island Iced Tea. Typically includes Amaretto Almond Liqueur, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice, Sweet and Sour Mix. Has been known to be spiked with 151 Rum, Wild Turkey, or Moonshine.
2. College girl who consumed such a beverage at a party and provided a good time for all.
2. College girl who consumed such a beverage at a party and provided a good time for all.
by Adam January 5, 2005
Get the alabama slammermug. by berkshire iceholes March 16, 2015
Get the motorola slammermug. by Throat slammer December 25, 2009
Get the Throat slammermug. 
When one is the fourth person in the back seat of either a 2/3 seater car. The thigh slammer is the action of the fourth person not being able to fully close the door due to their thighs stopping the motion of the door. Resulting in a thigh slammer.
"Hey man, we're well not gonna be able to fit in that cruiser"
"Don't worry man 4 can fit in the back easy"
*THIGH SLAM*
"Aww man I got a thigh slammer, i'll walk!"
"Don't worry man 4 can fit in the back easy"
*THIGH SLAM*
"Aww man I got a thigh slammer, i'll walk!"
by Creb salad May 2, 2010
Get the Thigh Slammermug. After completing any sort of written test, specifically a standardized test when many others are in the room, this person will slam their pencil down upon completion of the test to let everyone else know that they have finished.
A pencil slammer does not care how much time is left to take the test or how many others are still testing; they must make sure the entire room knows that they have finished.
The intention of a pencil slammer is to try and feel smarter than everyone else in the room regardless of personal intellect. They are usually either the smartest little suck up in the class or the fuck-up in the back of the class who has failed 3 times.
A pencil slammer does not care how much time is left to take the test or how many others are still testing; they must make sure the entire room knows that they have finished.
The intention of a pencil slammer is to try and feel smarter than everyone else in the room regardless of personal intellect. They are usually either the smartest little suck up in the class or the fuck-up in the back of the class who has failed 3 times.
Quinn, don’t be a pencil slammer. We all know your incompetent little brain could barely even fathom the difficulty of that psychology test, and even though you finished early you probably still failed anyway.
I was taking my time on the SAT and only had a few questions left when the prissy little bitch next to me didn't even finish the last word before slamming it down. Fuck you, pencil slammer!
I was taking my time on the SAT and only had a few questions left when the prissy little bitch next to me didn't even finish the last word before slamming it down. Fuck you, pencil slammer!
by ayeeeee..... November 7, 2010
Get the Pencil Slammermug.