Cock Garage

A person who is well known for taking many cocks in most likely more than one body part, possibly many cocks at a time. Also known as a slut, a whore, or the fleetwood principal/vice principal.
Man, Big D's mom is such a cock garage, we all ganged up on her when big d fell asleep.
by a 9 October 29, 2006
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Garage Temperature

The perfect temperature for a beer, or any other canned beverage.

Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.

The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.
Alex: Hey Will, do you want a cheeky bud?

Will: Yeah man

Alex: Alright, I'll be right back

Will: Why are you going out there?

Will: *on reciept of the beer* Oooooh, garage temperature, i see!
by rockgod78 October 19, 2010
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Garage Goblin

A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.
Let's invite Kevin to come with!

He won't come, he's being a garage goblin today.
by AcBrittany17 December 03, 2022
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Sperm garage

Usually refers to ass of female person with questionable morale, better known as whore or slut. Sometimes sperm garage can refers to that whore person itself.
*Situation one

Dude1 : "Hey i got some extra money from drug trafficing this weekend, wanna go over and spend it on sperm garages with me?"
Dude2: "Sure dad, i havent visited prostitutes since last week!"

*Situation 2

Dude1: " Hey bitch, wanna come over tonight? I want to fill that sperm garage of yours!"

Whore: "Sure baby, i cant wait for you to cum in my ass"
by CawkReider November 20, 2018
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Sausage Garage

Noun.

Any accepting orifice of a woman in her prime. aka Couger Cooch
Dude, last night I totally parked my Meat-cedes in your Mom's Sausage Garage.
by Dr. FragrantKitty July 22, 2010
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Garage-doos

The type of guy that donates all his wife's winter shoes to the church by mistake
That guy at church was a real garage-doos. His wife must be pissed.
by LBehr93 May 31, 2019
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garage condition

The condition that a garage is in as defined by a Smart inventory Clerk.
The garage was in garage condition.
by Flash-collector July 12, 2018
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