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cone

Nippes which are shaped like a cone e.g pointy, and if long enough dangerous as they could easily poke an eye out
Owen: hey danny you have cones

Danny: omg, so what its not my fault my nipples are hugely pointy and hairy. and there not even much 'conish'. To be honest i think there side out.
by Owen E February 22, 2008
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cone

a Cone is somebody that says or does something retarted
david"how do u cook noodles"
nikole"you are such a cone for saying that"
by mrzbowden January 12, 2008
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cones

A male who has "man boobs"
Gary's shirt was way too tight, his cones were distracting me all night!
by Anon_poster June 9, 2009
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Cone

Dude! You got fucking cones!
by HackMachine September 8, 2003
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Coned

The act or idea, of getting rammed in the asshole with a parking cone by a hairy german man named Abelard.
Man 1: hey dude, you know jeff? Man 2: yea, why? Man 1: he got coned by the new janitor Abelard. Man 2: oh.... um well... thats unfortunate. lets go smoke a bowl.

The one thing you want to happen to that fat police guard that runs the parking lot.

Punishment for jews.

what might happen when you dont wear a seatbelt.
by permitchlagenfii May 18, 2011
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Cone

The term that the youtuber DBG uses in NBA 2K for a 3&D player that does nothing except those two things on a court.
1. Lads lads lads opal Klay Thompson is a cone, you can save up to 100+k MT and pick up diamond Nick Batum.
2. One word - four letters - cone.
3. Lads lads you can tactically downgrade opal Ray Allen to his diamond version, they are both cones and you are getting 90% of the opal for less MT.
by MaalikRichards June 17, 2020
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Coning

The act of driving around in a large veichle, collecting orange traffic cones and throwing them over the fence of your recidency, purely to agrivate the batshit crazy house parent, and her dog.
Becky: "3...2...1.. THROW"

*Dan, Hope and Becky, in unison, throw the large, luminous cones*

Hope: "To the Land Rover!"
*That is coning*
by Gandray May 9, 2019
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