impressifying

An event, object or person that is equally impressing and horrifying.

"Wow, that £200 shopping was pretty impressifying!"

"Did you see that?? Naveen Andrews just got blown away in 'Planet Terror'!"

by itiya June 16, 2009

imprecimen

An impressive specimen

While arguably not actually good at anything, Megan Fox is undeniably an imprecimen.

by sdfvsd September 27, 2009

Impressious

"Impressively Delicious"

She has an impressious ass!

by P'Nut June 8, 2014

Imptress

A dangerous female who enchants males for personal gain or wealth. She craves to be worshipped. Comes across as super nice but has dark hidden motives.

Friend 1: Dave has changed it’s like he’s been bewitched!!!

Friend 2: It’s her, she’s an Imptress!!!

by Dreamboy June 10, 2022

First Impressionist

The type of person who absolutely excels at first impressions, but is usually actually a bit of a twat beneath this thinly construed surface. He or she will greatly impress people and gravitate attention on first meetings, as onlooking witnesses who know them better suppress the deep annoyance this causes.

- Oh my, look how Nathan is just raking in all the attention from those girls.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.

by marcalite July 16, 2016

Less than impressed

A more sarcastic way of saying "f*ing unimpressed " when you're in polite society

I'm less than impressed with your silliness.

by Sexydimma May 24, 2021

impressedness

The feeling of being impressed by something or someone.

I am torn between impressedness at your dedication and concern that you clearly have nothing to do.

by mgtr September 16, 2011