Illitertexting

When a person put acronyms in texts because of their poor vocabulary skills.

Remember the party at franks last night?
yea freakin smash! i cnt wait till frdy
why you illitertexting? u still drunk

by ronathon June 5, 2009

Illiternet

Illiteracy on the internet. Trying to read an article or news story online is impossible. Everything is misspelled on the illiternet.

This article is so full of typo's I'm shaming them on Vine #illiternet

by Joliepop October 10, 2014

age illiterate

when a person, especially a parent or sibling, manages to constantly think people are closer to a certain persons age than in actuality.

Mom: "Oh! those girls over there are really cute go talk to them."

Son:"Mom, they're freshman. I'm a junior. You're so age illiterate."

by ngee March 21, 2010

Illiterate Hippy retards

People who have no idea what their doing or why, but think its helping something.

Protesters

by Satan. July 13, 2003

bad breath illiteration

Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.

"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 4, 2010

Vagina Illiterate

One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.

Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"

Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"

Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"

Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."

Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"

Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."

Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"

Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate

by Paynfulone July 30, 2009

illstealyournen

Illstealyournen is used to describe someone who’s intelligent, sexy and smart. Eren Yeager cuffed her🤤‼️

Oh my god your so illstealyournen!

by Erenyeagerlovesmoon February 28, 2021