Brown Icicle

A sex act which involves pooping inside of a condom then freezing it until it takes the shape of a dildo. After it is done taking form it is ready to use.

Prepare a brown icicle for me tonight.

by mxthww October 11, 2021

icicle crick

What happens to a penis when its rock hard, yet unbelievably cold, as in frozen.

Mark had an icicle crick rolling, and I told him, "better get that looked at."

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021

Icicle hair

Adolescent slang for 'freezer burn'

Mommy the fruit in the back of the freezer has icicle hair

by JosieGal September 15, 2021

Finnish Icicle

When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.

It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.

by Mr.Bee February 21, 2022

Everest-Icicle

The act of taking a shit on Mount Everest, waiting for it to freeze, then inserting the icicle into another hikers anus.

Julia: Hey Jerry can I shove my Everest-Icicle in your Ice Crevasse?

by Magnus clapdong October 8, 2024

Italian Icicle

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.

“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

Upside down Icicle

The upside down icicle is the hypothetical pint from a very specific pub in Pembrokeshire located in the (redacted) valley.

It is defined as a pint you could receive in the winter with a sharp icicle placed sharp side up in the pint concealed by the beer.

This is hypothetically used for when you’re being a bit of a cünt I said (redacted) valley pub.

You better stop being an assħole boi bach or she’ll give you an upside down icicle.

by The_Unlawful_Octopus November 18, 2025