Penis inversion

A forseeable event in which the nature is so severe that the victims penis feels it is about to invert at the moment the particular event occurs.

Guy 1: I've got a penis inversion coming up tonight, she said she was disappointed and needed to talk to me.

Guy 2: Shit, I'm gonna make sure im at least 300 feet away at the time of impact as I value the functions of my penis.

by Teen Reject October 2, 2005

nig inversion

occurs when bowel movement is so tremendous that the anus is literally popped inside out, akin to a nig outie-belly button.

Sorry about all the blood in your bathroom, gay lover, but i had one hell of a nig inversion in there, and i believe my butthole is irreconcilable.

by Bad Shamone January 16, 2011

Conversion Dick

Dick so good it changes her/his/their political affiliation and/or religious beliefs.

Matt: How was that girl last night?
Me: Gave her that good conversion dick, told me she was gonna vote for Biden!

by CD3123 September 29, 2020

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by ConversionSpree July 1, 2022

Personal Inversion

The act of taking a dump so large the anal cavity falls out and sucks itself back in again.

He who shalt not be named, had a personal inversion when he was in the rest room.

by Tunicks R Fun! December 7, 2010

Rehebnol Conversion

N. (Re-hib-nol * Con-vir-schon).

:Fuel made from switch blade grass and corn

:similar to ethanol fuel

:an easier conversion to fuel than CNG (Compressed Natural Gas)

This type of fuel does not exist.

I want to use the Rehebnol Conversion on my truck.

Do you think it would be better to used the Rehebnol Conversion than the CNG?

I love how people think rehebnol conversion is real.

by kpark47 January 27, 2014

Erectile Inversion

In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.

"Bro, my girl Shanesha gave me an erectile inversion."

by Valterain June 22, 2015