No thanks, I already have a penguin

When one member of a conversation says something they obviously intend to sound brilliant, but which is either completely moronic or totally inappropriate, another member can respond with this line as a way of pointing out said inappropriateness.

Othello: I'm madly in love with Desdemona, but I fear she's being unfaithful.
Iago: You know, I once had a spicy burrito I felt the same way about.
Othello: (stopping, with his mouth hanging open and his eyes blinking) No thanks, I already have a penguin.

by reillan January 29, 2006

Assia (E-ss-i-a)

Assia is the funniest and most charismatic person ever. She makes you feel so welcomed with her easy going personality and she's an absolute crackheaaddddd. She's a super relatable person and really knowledgeable on topics she's super interested in. Just one of her laughs can pull up the whole atmosphere.

Assia (E-ss-i-a) is jokesss.

by Thebuttnothebuzum November 22, 2021

I am not a financial advisor

A term used by degenerates who want the credibility and reputation of an actual financial advisor but don't want the accountability and liability that comes along with it. Mainly used by room temperature IQ individuals on TikTok, Youtube, Twitter, etc under the age 21 who probably don't even have a degree, CFA, or any knowledge about basic economics yet feel the need to give financial advice.

You can find them on social media using terms like #ToTheMoon #Stonks #DiamondHands and bandwagoning the latest hype stock or meme crypto and then never to be seen again until another hype stock is talked about by the masses as they don't know anything else about the financial world other than riding the current trend.

They are somewhat related to furus (fake gurus) who want to sell you $1000 courses on stock market education you could probably find on the internet with a few minutes of research. These wannabe financial advisors love to talk about meme stocks and cryptos as well as telling people to #BuyTheDip or #HODL #DoNotSell while still putting in their disclaimer "All posts are opinions and I do not give buy, hold, or sell recommendations."

The problem with these fake advisors is that they think saying they aren't financial advisors creates a loophole where they can't be held liable for their advice. This is literally the same concept as using copyrighted material and saying "No copyright infringement intended" which completely contradicts their statement.

Actual financial advisor: I use highly complex algorithms and statistical modeling to determine accurate probabilities on my investments and can show you that investing in the S&P500 index has proven to give around a 10% return for the past 10 years

Wannabe financial advisor: stonks go brrr, doge to the moon, buy the dip guys, apes strong together *loses life savings after yoloing it on 0 day expiration options*

Actual financial advisor: This person definitely has "I am not a financial advisor" in their bio

by Mediocre Quant June 17, 2021

i'am just a boy

a very common saying to use as an excuse for almost anything.

teahcer: why didn't you do your homework?

You: I'AM JUST A BOY

Police officer: do you realize that you were going 85 miles an hour on a 45 road?

you: I'AM JUST A BOY

by daguch May 21, 2011

M.I.A

Stray Kids' song that you should stream :)

M.I.A - "Missing In Action"

"Have you heard M.I.A? It sounds amazing and has a deep meaning to it"

by eehhhfatsnook January 26, 2019

C.I.A.D

Calling it a day....

Works sucks today, so I am leaving right now... C.I.A.D

by Ny79Ny August 3, 2007

K.I.A.

K.I.A. is a military Shortform for "Killed in Action"

Our newest Trial Member was K.I.A. during the last LAN Party

by HF_Martini6 September 22, 2005