Husband shit

When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.

John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.

by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017

Husband Hunting

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.

Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.

by Slabshack November 28, 2018

husband's ear

inattentiveness to what his wife is saying.

He can hear the ballgame on the TV but not even realize his wife is talking to him--He has husband's ear. Also see mother's ear.

by Una Malachica February 13, 2008

husband material

basically kim tae hyung aka V.

me: *realizes that he's so husband material but he's never going to be mine* ..... *cries in korean*

by makavelimamie March 29, 2017

husband beater

A woman that, instead recieves beatings from her husband during arguements, beats the husband in anger. This is most often seen in drunks or woman that are dominant in the relationship.

*Middle of the night*
"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ow! Stop!"

Neighbour: "WTF is that noise?"
Neighbour: "Ohh I think Louise is beating Ernie up again. Damn drunkards!"

~_~

by Rell August 27, 2005

husband and wife

When participating in any team sport, when two teammates both look at a ball that lands between them, thinking the other will play it. Most common in volleyball and tennis (even at the highest professional levels).

"Youngs with the set, McPeak with the spike! And Masakayan and Hanley are husband and wife!"

by Anton September 4, 2003

husband kisses

an abrupt kiss given by a husband to a wife while the wife is talking to silence her momentarily

Wife: "Michael, can you blah blah blah...."
Husband: swift kiss to the wife to shut her up and then continues playing video games
Wife: "I was talking"
Husband: "I was giving wonderful Husband Kisses" and then goes back to playing video games

by hubbynottubby July 19, 2012