Hummusism

hummusism is the belief the hummus is the one true lord and if you praise is shall reward you with its amazing dip

me, hey yo bro wanna come join my religion about hummus? its called Hummusism
you, fuck ya bro

by yeboiLiam March 26, 2020

Hummusing

Making love to a one-armed midget

Dave: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was hummusing

Dave: whoa man, whoa

by Qilin44 August 9, 2012

hummusing

The act of eating or making the hummus which is a middle eastern dip made of mashed chickpeas, olive oil, garlic, lemon juice, and tahini.

Person 1:
Mary & I were hummusing yesterday at my house with pita chips while we drank martinis.
What did you do?
Person 2:
Hummusing too of course.

We were hummusing at a picnic last night with crudités & white wine.

by SherenaToo September 22, 2015

hummused

To be very, very drunk. Pronounced as the past tense of hummus, the dip that goes well with pita or veggies.

Suzie: Wow that party was crazy last night!
Joey: Yeah, I was totally hummused! No one turn on any lights or make any loud noises.

by Party12345 August 27, 2013

Hummused

To be very drunk and horny at the same time

Dom was so hummused after his night out with the boys

by Ratchetcumsock69 November 4, 2021

Hummus wrap

When you spread the lips of a pussy apart and cum in between the layers, making it a hummas wrap. If you wanna add hot sauce, wait till she’s on her period.

I went to Israel last month and that guy in the bar gave me a hummus wrap in the hotel room.

by Wowwhatagal April 19, 2020

Condom hummus

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.

Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL

by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023