hummusism is the belief the hummus is the one true lord and if you praise is shall reward you with its amazing dip
by yeboiLiam March 26, 2020
Making love to a one-armed midget
by Qilin44 August 09, 2012
The act of eating or making the hummus which is a middle eastern dip made of mashed chickpeas, olive oil, garlic, lemon juice, and tahini.
Person 1:
Mary & I were hummusing yesterday at my house with pita chips while we drank martinis.
What did you do?
Person 2:
Hummusing too of course.
We were hummusing at a picnic last night with crudités & white wine.
Mary & I were hummusing yesterday at my house with pita chips while we drank martinis.
What did you do?
Person 2:
Hummusing too of course.
We were hummusing at a picnic last night with crudités & white wine.
by SherenaToo August 15, 2015
To be very, very drunk. Pronounced as the past tense of hummus, the dip that goes well with pita or veggies.
Suzie: Wow that party was crazy last night!
Joey: Yeah, I was totally hummused! No one turn on any lights or make any loud noises.
Joey: Yeah, I was totally hummused! No one turn on any lights or make any loud noises.
by Party12345 July 18, 2013
by Ratchetcumsock69 November 05, 2021
This is just an insult to the Arab world. There is a special pit in hell for you if you dip your pita bread in chocolate hummus. But obviously, the Americans love it because they invented it. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😖😖😖😫😫😫🥴🥴🥴
American: Yo let’s have some Arab food!
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...
by an Arab guy... December 15, 2023
Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.
by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023