Hummingbird Anus

A Hummingbird Anus is when the end of a joint is rolled so tight that it quickly becomes wet and unsmokable.

I'm not getting anything, it's tighter than a hummingbird anus

by LogDog86 July 18, 2011

Hummer

A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.

Son: Daddy, I want a hummer for christmas.

Dad: (laughing) Me too, son. Me too.

by Armthehobos September 25, 2007

Hummbug

A Volkswagen Beetle that is modified to resemble a Hummer. Although relatively kickass looking, it's very loud.

Regardless of the fact that it's made of a sissy car, it's quite manly.

by wcgold March 12, 2005

hummus dump

1. A loose but sticky stool.

2. Hot Curry.

After dining at a vegetarian restaurant last night, it took me twenty minutes to wipe up that hummus dump.

by The reverend Billy B December 13, 2009

Hummit

A ten pound bag of cat shit

Wow I just scooped a huge hummit, riped the bottom out of the bag

by Absolutely stunning November 8, 2019

humlsnur

when someone dies and ppl want to hump u ....its not a normal hump
Consent is key
Its humlsnur

I wanna humlnsur her.

Humlsnur is humping dead ppl with consent

by Barbz4humlsnur December 5, 2020

Hypoxic Hummer

A sexual act performed in a private aircraft above 10,000 ft MSL in which the female co-pilot performs fellatio on the male pilot while humming “Off we go, into the wild blue yonder”. The pilot should remove supplemental oxygen 10 minutes prior to commencing to induce hypoxia and simulate auto-erotic asphyxiation. During the maneuver, the pilot operates the aircraft “lean of peak” to conserve fuel and minimize the production of green house gases. At the time of climax, the pilot should broadcast on 121.5: “One small step for man, one giant step for mankind.”

“Dude, Amelia gave me a hypoxic hummer on our flight here.”
“Kudos, you would make the Wright Brothers proud”

by legacyflyer August 28, 2009