HP

Otherwise known as the biggest cockhead there ever was. This boy was born in the late 1980's and is a stupid herb. Born and bread in Manhattan the stupid boy is surprisingly stupid and has no etiquett or respect for his fellow man or woman. Currently he is known to give people free marijuana if they will spend a minimum of one hour with him. His most frequently spoken phrase is "I'll give you weed if you be my friend!"
He is notorious for having sex/and or dating ugly dating(ie. getting head from) ugly girls.

"I sucked HP's dick yesterday"......."me too!"

by Karma is a bitch December 28, 2005

HP

n., Happy Pills
a reference to any imaginary stimulant in pill form.

"My friends and i use Happy Pills to keep boredom away!"

by californialicious June 16, 2004

HPS

Horse Person Syndrome, or HPS is a human disorder found among persons within equestrian communities.

Bob: Carol just sold her horse to me and expects still expects to be able to visit her it whenever she feels like it.

Jon: Well what do you expect? She's HPS.

by jonwalled November 28, 2016

HP

Hangover poo.

"Just had a HP."

"You shouldn't have told us that."

by Shapeshifter142 October 5, 2011

hp;nc

Have Problems; Need Cash

Used when trying to get money in sticky situations

Bank Teller: What can I do for you?
Customer: hp;nc

by jimbuck May 1, 2010

HP/DM

A classic pairing within the Harry Potter fanfiction world. This is a shortened term for Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy. This is put in the story's summary to indicate that the characters come into a romantic situation together. This is a very popular pairing in fanfictions because of the angst and hatred that builds up between them. It makes for a very good plot and WAS very original way back when people were only up to the second book.

Story Summary Example:

"Defying Daddy": Draco doesn't know what to do with his new feelings and urges. He doesn't know what to say to a ready and willing Harry Potter when he asks him for more than a kiss...HP/DM

by kydie November 29, 2005

HP support

A subspecies of partially retarded Homo sapiens that are trusted with one's Hewlett-Packard notebooks, desktops, et cetera

"HP support should die"

"HP support professionals should be laid off before circuitcity goes down"

by Summer Osama Khanfar March 29, 2009