In Chateauguay, the town where white people think they're black and black people think they live in the ghetto, the ONE english high school contains bisexual emos that drink every friday, get high every sunday and have sex every tuesday at 8 pm. The only reason they go to school is for cigarettes and pot. They hang outside the school but never atcually go in. Security guards range from a stuck up bitch to a super cool, super chill native guy. I'd write something about the residing preppy bitches but they're the same everywhere.
Howard S Billings High School: Bisexual emo kid: What you doing friday?
Kid2: Drinking. You?
Kid 1: Same. What about Sunday?
Kid 2: Gettin' hiiiiigh.
Kid 1: Awesome. Doing anyone on Tuesday?
Kid 2: Helll yeahhhh.
Kid 1: Awh man, look at that preppy bitch.
Kid2: Drinking. You?
Kid 1: Same. What about Sunday?
Kid 2: Gettin' hiiiiigh.
Kid 1: Awesome. Doing anyone on Tuesday?
Kid 2: Helll yeahhhh.
Kid 1: Awh man, look at that preppy bitch.
by Shel.B January 13, 2010
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A short tale that essentially begins with a purpose, missing that purpose completely, making no logical sense and usually leaving those who listen troubled and confused; The opposite of anecdotes.
Person 1: Yo man the other day I tripped this guy and he fell.
*1 minutes later*
Person 2: Wait...was that the whole story? Wow you just told a Howard Story
*1 minutes later*
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Wonderful save from Tim Howard!!
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That was surely going in, but for the intervention of the magnificent Tim Howard!!
Howard was out quickly to deny a clear oppurtunity on goal there!!
Another great piece of goalkeeping from the American Howard!!
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