Hursty

Definition is : the combination of being hungry and thirsty at the same time. Simple as that.

Girlfriend: Hey Babe.

Boyfriend: Yeah babe?

Girlfriend: I'm Hursty.

Boyfriend: Your legs broke??

by Craigslist Corey October 7, 2016

horsey twunkster

A twunk who has the lower body of a stallion. Also enjoys joking around with his other twunkish friends

Tom: You see his thighs, hes so sturdy!
Jake: Yeah hes a real horsey twunkster

by PupperBull September 23, 2018

Horseywindpump

When you use your partner's penis as a pump and he farts each time you pump.

Did you just horseywindpump me??

by The real d5 May 19, 2022

horstort

To remove water from a horse by twisting or wringing it out.

“Arnold was trotting in the rain. SO, I gave him the ole’ horstort!”

by nasty john July 21, 2023

Braden Horst

A man child who whines when he dosen't get what he wants. Braden Horst has no respect for authority. He will downplay his failures and broadcast his achievements to anyone who will listen and even to those who wont. His word means nothing to him and he will say anything to get what he wants.

Stop being a Braden Horst and grow up, I'm not buying you anything.

by Dogenut December 12, 2018

Richard Horst

Basically a douche bag who likes it in the ass.

“Dang I just Richard Horst that man last night!

by Dockson Emilie April 30, 2019

Hannah Horsey

The act of putting a lemon or similar sour object into an attractive girl’s mouth, then ramming your dick in her ass while grabbing onto her pony tail. You ride this sexy convulsing beast as if it were a bucking bronco in a rodeo.

Hey dude watch how that girl over there twitches every time she eats a Sour Patch Kid, I’m dying to Hannah Horsey her.

by Scatteredsmothered April 15, 2022