Hormonally challenged

When your hormones are all jacked up from pregnancy

I'm pregnant and I'm feel a bit hormonally challenged.

by Baby factory July 2, 2015

Hormoning

The rant and raves performed by a woman on a national TV show who has tested multiple partners to see who her babies father is to no avail.

Monica was on Maury Povich show hormoning because she thought she guessed right on who the father of her baby was after testing 10 guys.

by Graywolf181961 October 5, 2012

Hormoneous

When you're feeling extremely horny and are full of anxiousness to get freakkkyyy with it, so freakkkyyy that you can't control your hormones any longer.

You see that guy Dave? He's so hormoneous!

by How's it Goin?? February 28, 2017

Hormonal Rodeo

A fun game best played on hormonal teenagers or pregnant women. The basic gameplay is to insult someone whilst hormonal and then try either to resolve the situation or make it as humerous as possible. Best played on {emos} {goths} or other depressive denominations/cults.

A Normal Game Of Hormonal Rodeo

Player 1: Oh, hey Debbie, how're you?
Mark: Oh hey Steve, I'm not feeling to well, I'm on my period and Bobby Bryar quit MCR!
Player 1: (Finds his oppurtunity) Did you know you look really quite fat in that dress? Oh yeah, you should totally eat less. And that dress is really ugly. And I saw those cuts on your arm, real pathetic.

Mark: Why would you SAY such a thing?
Player 1: Nothing, I was just commenting on the scenery....

by TheMindFuckKid April 8, 2010

Hormone Drunk

A state of feeling so smitten and undeniably attracted to someone that it makes your head spin.

Abby was so hormone Drunk over Ethan that she couldn't even focus on her daily routines.

by Hnogfer May 15, 2020

hormone hole

A Lady chasm of hormones, located almost exclusively on female ladies.

Chufty. Vagina. Twat. Fuf. Minge. Grot hole. Foo-foo.

Today is a bad day. Emily has made all her decisions using her hormone hole.

by Awesome McCool 79 May 15, 2016

hormonize

A portmanteau of 'harmonize' and 'hormones'. Used when two people are friends with benefits, but they really would make a cute/good couple.

Did you see Colin and Daphne chatting it up in Starbucks? She says it's just for fun, but don't you think they hormonize?"

by Trystane August 29, 2010