The Holidaze

/ðə hɒlədiz/

the two back-to-back celebratory days of 4/19 (Bicycle Day) and 4/20 (stoner holiday)

Michaela: What are your plans for The Holidaze?
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.

by TheTallestPsychonaut April 20, 2023

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Get Hold Of

This is a British expression which can be used in a number of ways:
1 To obtain an item, by purchase, borrowing or other means;
2 To initiate contact or communicate with a person or persons or an organisation;
3 To understand or appreciate an idea, concept or theory;

The Americans use the expression get ahold of in a similar way.

1 “Can you get hold of any 2 inch 10 brass screws?”
2 “That cunt Malcolm’s gone off somewhere, I can’t get hold of him.”
3 “His ideas are so abstruse they’re difficult to get hold of.”

by AKACroatalin January 4, 2016

holy hell

A term uttered by r/anarchychess users upon being told (or if someone else is told) to google en passant.

Clueless Gamer: How he move his pawn and capture the sideways pawn on d5?
r/anarchychess Memer 1: Google en passant
r/anarchychess Memer 2: Holy hell

by Lance0 September 3, 2021

mystery hole

A kinder, more gentle and playful word used to describe the asshole, rectum, and/or anus.

"My mystery hole sure does hurt something bad today."

"How in the world did she get that thing inside her mystery hole in the first place?"

by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

Holesome

Its the word "Wholesome" but with holes instead of wholes and another way to say "Lewd"

Person1: Hey I found something holesome to see. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person2: Aaaawww these anime couples gonna hold han - wait a sec why the handholding became censored?

by Bootleg 7GrandDad May 28, 2020

skunks hollow

A spectacular borough on the North East outskirts of the picturesque town of St. Marys. Habitatitated by spectacular specimens of human beings and alcohollowics. Sometimes a parking zone for vintage 1980's winnebagos... Traditionally around Daiquari Day.

P1: what did you do this weekend?
P2: I went to skunks hollow... And it took me 3 days to get out
P1: that's what happens in the hollow

by Krissykat6 June 6, 2016