Hotter than a Dick's headband

Basically when you're saying that it's fucking scorching hot outside

"Boy I tell you it's hotter than a Dick's headband outside"

by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers

by Bribrutal July 7, 2021

Hotter Potter

Hotter Potter is the nickname for Wilbur Soot, between me and a lot of friends. There is a fan club for Hotter Potter, and Fro Gweaser (TommyInnit), but this is about Hotter Potter-

The origin of the nickname: Once upon a time, I showed my friend a picture of him and he said he looked like older and hotter Harry Potter.

Me: LOOK AT HOW HOT HOTTER POTTER IS
My friend: OML HOTTER POTTER WHY YOU SO HOT?!

by n30fvck1ngs00t September 20, 2021

hotter than satans cooter

when it’s hot somewhere

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

by anonymous September 23, 2023

parry hotter

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.

When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Parry Hotter

The not as well known twin brother to Harry Potter. Made his career in the adult entertainment business.

Hey, its Parry Hotter starring in the "The Mega-Magic Wand".

by Parry 'Allnight' Hotter February 27, 2009

Parry Hotter

Harry Potter’s cooler, hotter twin brother. He was taken care of by Snape instead of the Dursleys and basically grew up at Hogwarts. Parry is totally wicked and everyone loves him. He is the captain of Slytherin Quidditch and has never lost a game. Harry hates his brother because he knows he is better and everyone tells him that fact.

Ginny: Who do you fancy?
Cho Chang: Parry Hotter
Ginny: HARRY POTTER??? He is so umm... ugly. You can do way better. don’tgoforhimlolxD.
Cho: Okay well I said Parry Hotter anyways...

...You’re kinda obsessed with Harry ya know that?

by FakedNaked October 9, 2017