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hired

Man, last night I was so hired.
by Meguzival December 12, 2020
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Hiring Bulls

When somebody is telling a lie or another form of falsity
"You heard about John and that girl on holiday?"

"Yeah don't believe him he's hiring bulls"
by W4lk3r84 March 25, 2013
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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DUI-Hire

A term used to describe both:

A hiring decision perceived as impaired or flawed, suggesting that the decision-makers were "under the influence" of biases or external pressures, leading to the selection of an unqualified or controversial candidate.

The individual who has been hired through such a process, implying they may lack the necessary qualifications or have a controversial background.
Pete Hegseth running a Signal chat fiasco where sensitive military plans were inadvertently shared with a journalist, exemplifies a classic DUI-Hire.
by skeletorio April 10, 2025
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hired

when ur high & tired
"Dude, I'm hired."
by yeepppppp July 31, 2017
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We are hiring

It's what the amazon ad to the right of this definition is saying in small subtitle white words.
Amazon
We are hiring
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person

Someone who will demand you call them by their pronouns. As well as many others such as being the most entitled out of the work-group and force their beliefs down other people throats. When this term is used its rare as many companies, restaurants, etc. don't like hiring these types of... people.
When Hiring an LGBTQ+ Person (LettuceGuacamoleBaconTomatoQuesadilla+ person), its a rare event.
by TheHolySpaceyTruth August 2, 2023
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