Hipsters Gonna Hip

When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.

Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?

Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.

Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.

by T.J. Dubz June 28, 2012

Hipsteritis

n. a disease where you stand away from every trend or person. Symptoms are calling everything mainstream, shopping at places people have never heard of, listening to bands people have never heard of, or getting things from Urban Outfitters(this rarely happens if you suffer from Hipsteritis)

You don't wanna go to Forever 21? How about Urban Outfitters? No? Well. It seems to me that you suffer from Hipsteritis

by flycasual November 30, 2011

hipstership

Is much like hipsterism, just sounds more... well, hipster-ish.

I occasionally do some hipstership, like wearing old-fashioned clothes, but that's it.

by iamale March 28, 2015

Hipsteria

Any thing or establishment that opens or begins, that is soon swarmed by hashtagging, fur boot wearing, plaid shirt loving, thick rimmed glasses not needing, gel haired lumberjack wanna be's. This usually is followed up by reviews and foodie pics posted at numberous places online, resulting in hours long lines to get said product, regardless of how good it actually is. Sometimes just the interior of a restaurant or building can be enough to set off a firestorm of Hipsteria.

"Franklins BBQ is purdy good, but the Hipsteria there makes the line farrrrrr too long, I'm going to Rudy's"

by Staplehawk December 6, 2015

Hipsters Glory Hole

A hipsters glory hole is :

A hole carved into a tree, for the sake of masturbatory activities.

Oh man, did you hear about the new Hipsters Glory Hole in the oak up on the hill? I heard martha talking about how hard her husband had enjoyed it the other night.

by ThumpGaming July 25, 2023

Cringe of hipsters

a collective noun for a group of hipsters, as in a murder of crows or a pack of wankers.

"Have you seen those fellas over there? The ones drinking ale out of a boot with froth on their waxed moustaches. No, not them, the one with the Edwardian top hat next to the lad that rode in on an ostrich, that cringe of hipsters stood at the bar"

by grumblah July 18, 2019

hipsterisque

Noun: A portmanteau combining "Hipster" and "Risque".
1. A whorish hipsters
2. Hipster erotica.

Examples of "Hipsterisque"
1.a "I wear this tight hoodie to accentuate my cleavage"
1.b "I wear this tight pants so the ladies know how small my penis is!"
2.a "I removed her pink fishnets as we listened to Clap Your Hands Say Yeah"
2.b "Twelve PBRs later, we were on his couch undressing."
Usage examples:
1. "I was going to go to the show, but there were too many hipsterisques."
2. "Sometimes, it's nice to just drink a PBR, unwind, and read some hipsterisque when you're alone."

by Peggah December 9, 2008