Short for “no hetero though”
Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)
Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)
Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: It looks good. No het tho.
Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.
Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: It looks good. No het tho.
Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.
by Waimey Blimey! December 24, 2019
Get the No het thomug. also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
by fox fox April 23, 2024
Get the Het-Blindmug. Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos signifies a cultural change in homoerotic relationships with the earth itself.
by kaasbonk September 13, 2022
Get the Tijd voor het Frikandellenbosmug. 
A hot person by heteronormative standards.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.
This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.
This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.
by Queerovia November 2, 2022
Get the A het-hotmug. by orde dorbe March 9, 2022
Get the HETmug.