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het-lag

wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.
"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"

Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.
by tatsamie September 30, 2020
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Het

A person with very small dick and big ass.
yeah its true het have small dick
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Het

The best hearted person one can find.They have the best sense of humorous out there,there's always business running over there mind, financialy they never face any problem in there life, in fact they are the ones who get filthy rich. There confidence and will-powers are through the roof even if they are wrong at that moment, they don't believe in keeping a huge friend circle, One can not stop themselves from adoring them ,they have there own magnetic field around them
The proper noun het is adorable.
by Ask your mommy that I am daddy November 23, 2021
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het

comparing something to being as bad as being heterosexual
“that’s so het”

“this class is like so het”
by emo homosexual September 22, 2021
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Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos

Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos signifies a cultural change in homoerotic relationships with the earth itself.
Michelle: What’s up?
Roman: Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos
Michelle: *Fortnite dances*
by kaasbonk September 13, 2022
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A het-hot

A hot person by heteronormative standards.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.

This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.
I wouldn't choose to date a het-hot.
Love Island is just a zoo of het-hots.
by Queerovia November 2, 2022
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Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.
"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"
by S. Strides November 17, 2022
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