Hermes

Hermes is a Package Delivery Company.

Was your Hermes order delivered yet?

by memes4 January 26, 2019

Hermes

A guy who interrupts people with "wait" or "holdup"

Look at that guy, he's being a hermes

by #MamamanSwag October 2, 2017

hermes link

When you go down on her, while chewing croissant, and she cum al over your face

Damn son, yo bitch hit me up with that hermes link last night. it was al over me.

by ice blue mink June 21, 2017

Herm-abouting

1. When you want to be asocial and hermit, but you have to socialize and be out and about.
2. When you find a happy medium between being asocial an being out and about.

1. “I am mentally herm-abouting”

2. “I am herm-abouting in my sweatshirt and acting unapproachable”

by Shi-Fi May 12, 2023

Hermes

A female who has a likelihood of having an appearance of man, and/or has a physical trait which belongs on man. (Moustache, Muscles, etc.) (Noun).

Person 1: Yo Bob, take a look at them fine women working in that office!

Person 2: Don't be silly. They're men.

Person 1 *Looks closely...*

Person 1: Nevermind, they're just Hermes. Let's go fetch the boys for a manwhich.

Person 2: Sounds Like Fun!!!

by YoungHulio November 20, 2020

Kylie Herm

She is the sweetest person you could ever meet, and if you have the chance to keep her, you might be the luckiest person ever, she might not show it but she is so caring, this is the girl of your dreams. She is overall amazing

Person 1: is that kylie herm?
Person 2: it has to be she’s so pretty

by Tava/Stitch June 30, 2019

Hermes

Hermes very modest and will not often admit to some of their beloved qualities or moments. Their so caring and will do anything for the VERY lucky people they loves! Sometimes people judge them without knowing them, which is a shame because they are the absolute best in the world to have on your side and they're someone you never want to cross because although they may seem adorable and harmless, they may also be very fierce and sometimes intimidating without even knowing. Hermes isn't social and you normally will have to approach her and make the first move unless they truly, really loves you. Sometimes their shyness makes it difficult to receive assistance in small tasks but they are very smart and independent, they will eventually find a way to get it done their self.

Person 1 : "yk Hermes?"
Person 2 "yeah they're pretty cool"

by Ducklover232 November 24, 2023