Van Helsing

A turd that looks exactly like a vampire stake.

I just took a Van Helsing. It looked like I could kill a vampire with it.

by Jeffale5 August 17, 2013

van helsing

term used to imply getting really intoxicated

dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.

by rob May 13, 2005

Helsinki Syndrome

When a Scandinavian country holds an American president long enough so that they can become indoctrinated In into their Russian captors beliefs.

Today’s American president spent two hours with the Russian president and damn, he’s already corroborated. I thought the Helsinki Syndrome would take longer than this up north.

by Russksipuppet July 19, 2018

Van Helsing

Slang for "that person sings like Hell!".

Everytime a good song plays on my radio, my bitch, Chelsea Handler, starts doin' the Van Helsing and totally fucks up any chance of me enjoying the song.

Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!

by B. A. Baracus June 13, 2006

hellie

the fucking hottest person in texas...ecept she is a huge whore but everyone knows that. shes gorgeous and make everybody laugh. hellie is the pussy i wanna screw tonight.

"Yeah when I go to this party tonight if im the luckiest guy on the world maybe ill fuck hellie!"

by Johnny April 4, 2005

Helsinki hell hole

When performing oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus, one inserts a few "cinnamon altoids" into the recipiants vigina in a fashion similar to that of inserting quarters into a vending machine. This action increases the intensity of the experience, leaving the tongue and vagina with a strong flaming sensation.

Does anybody have 50 cents I can have for some Cinnamon Altoids? Tonight I have a date with Felicia, and I would like to give her the Helsinki hell hole.

by Bill Hill McGill November 28, 2006

Heliest

1.)Religion or fayth that has several beliefs.
a.)One who believes in a heaven, hell and/or afterlife
b.)one who may believe in god or a higher power to be
mischieveious, and uses our living beings for
entertainment.
c.)One who just doesn't believe in god or a higher power
but still believes in an afterlife.

"Heliest are more practical thinkers with a bit of fayth,
...unlike Mormons who just can't do anything."

by Chris Catastrophe C.g. May 2, 2006